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I had a dream last night that I was Ezio. Don't want to get into the specifics because I just woke up and I want to draw, but I was basically a really stupid Ezio.
I was asked to find the Eagle galaxy in the night sky so the rest of the assassins may pass through a great wall to escape the oncoming brigade of guards, but all I did was point out whales and puppys and birds. And Pocahontas.
We were running into war to fight the Templars for control over the village, but I spent the entire battle tickling Leonardo up on a hill. (But oh my gosh, Leo was so much fun to tickle. :'3)
I spent quite a while swimming in a hot tub rather than looking out for the Grand Master Templar (who looked a lot like the devil). And after swimming and wiping the water out of my eyes, I found the Grand Master Templar had been standing behind me and my colleagues the whole time.
And then there was this conversation as he grabbed my head and lifted me out of the pool:
GMT: "What's your name, filth?"
ME: "E-ezio?"
GMT: "Eeezzzioooo... *Spit* I hate that name."
ME: "I-I could be Paul, if you want."
GMT: "What? No!"
ME: "Ooh! Ooh! I could be JAMES!"
GMT: "What!?"
ME: "Or Johnny, or Stanley, or Patrick, or Sanders, or Andrew, or Bob..."
GMT: "You name dosen't matter any more! What matters is that I'm Team Templar, and you're an Assassin..."
ME: "Actually, I'm Team Ubisoft!"
GMT: "Ubiso- what the fuck are you talking about!?"
ME: "Ubisoft designed this game, so I'm Team Ubisoft!"
GMT: "FUUUUUCCCCKKK-"
There was then an epic battle up in this sort of tea house thing above the pool, and I used the karate moves I learned yesterday to destroy all the bridges to trap the GMT in the house. Although then I pretended to choke myself in some vines. The guy thought I was dead. And then I threw paint on him. He disappeared.
There was also a time that I had a banana phone. (Thank you very much, )
And I even accused an old lady of being the devil.
Then the rest of the dream was me in English class. Because Ezio spoke Italian.
Did I mention I lost thirty bucks worth of money because I brought my wallet into the Animus and ended up bribing half the people?
I was asked to find the Eagle galaxy in the night sky so the rest of the assassins may pass through a great wall to escape the oncoming brigade of guards, but all I did was point out whales and puppys and birds. And Pocahontas.
We were running into war to fight the Templars for control over the village, but I spent the entire battle tickling Leonardo up on a hill. (But oh my gosh, Leo was so much fun to tickle. :'3)
I spent quite a while swimming in a hot tub rather than looking out for the Grand Master Templar (who looked a lot like the devil). And after swimming and wiping the water out of my eyes, I found the Grand Master Templar had been standing behind me and my colleagues the whole time.
And then there was this conversation as he grabbed my head and lifted me out of the pool:
GMT: "What's your name, filth?"
ME: "E-ezio?"
GMT: "Eeezzzioooo... *Spit* I hate that name."
ME: "I-I could be Paul, if you want."
GMT: "What? No!"
ME: "Ooh! Ooh! I could be JAMES!"
GMT: "What!?"
ME: "Or Johnny, or Stanley, or Patrick, or Sanders, or Andrew, or Bob..."
GMT: "You name dosen't matter any more! What matters is that I'm Team Templar, and you're an Assassin..."
ME: "Actually, I'm Team Ubisoft!"
GMT: "Ubiso- what the fuck are you talking about!?"
ME: "Ubisoft designed this game, so I'm Team Ubisoft!"
GMT: "FUUUUUCCCCKKK-"
There was then an epic battle up in this sort of tea house thing above the pool, and I used the karate moves I learned yesterday to destroy all the bridges to trap the GMT in the house. Although then I pretended to choke myself in some vines. The guy thought I was dead. And then I threw paint on him. He disappeared.
There was also a time that I had a banana phone. (Thank you very much, )
And I even accused an old lady of being the devil.
Then the rest of the dream was me in English class. Because Ezio spoke Italian.
Did I mention I lost thirty bucks worth of money because I brought my wallet into the Animus and ended up bribing half the people?
Inactivity
Just so you know, guys, I'm more active on tumblr than anywhere else; if you're really so inclined, you might as well drop by and check up every so often, maybe even follow me or something.
I know I've upload more doodles and drawings there in the past two months than I have here in the past year;;;
can i submit a new journal now
yes i can
thank you for not being buggy da
Just needed to push the old journal back.
In other news, there are not enough ZOLA Project fan works in this world.
I must remedy this fact.
Happy Birthday, Old Man
Happy birthday to you, Salvador.
Here's a talkloid for you: http://miodiodavinci.tumblr.com/post/38742980128/i-may-not-have-gotten-time-to-record-a-new-updated
Where Crevan fully shows you up.
I am the best masuta.
More Inactivity
Ha haaaa, I've honestly been spending more time working and being on Tumblr then I have actually being here. I mean, yes, I do indeed check my messages every other day, but I rarely update or favorite anything. I think I only come around here for tutorials and uploading drawings.
That's about it.
But, in other news, happy last repetitive day we will ever see! The next one won't be coming around until we're all dead! And by we I mean the current generation of living people. Human kind might see the next one. Meh.
Okay, leaving now. Back to my hole.
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